I can't even cope with how beautiful his eyes are.
2. The chickens still have not provided me any more eggs. Well, I have collected exactly ONE EGG this week. If by some chance you have been watching my little egg counter on the sidebar over there and wondered if I have just forgotten to update it... No. Just no eggs. Do you know how embarrassing it is to buy a carton of snow white eggs at the grocery store? I feel like such a fraud. Like everyone there knows. Watching me examine eggs as if I have a choice. Judging me. Calculating in their heads how much money I have wasted on chicken scratch this month. Anyway, the feathery ladies do not appear to be molting; they have plenty of sunshine and fresh water; and only two roosters are around to "bother" them. Hubba hubba. So I know in my calcium-deprived bones that a giant clutch of eggs is somewhere on these nine acres. Somewhere. Not in the barn or the coop, but somewhere I will find them. Eventually. Or I will find a little nursery school of fresh baby chicks, which are only slightly less delicious.
An old photo, from more productive days...
3. But Mia's love is still going strong. I sat in the sunny front yard today and fed him and his downy compadres a bag of stale bread, and he cuddled and honked me properly. I happened to be listening to music via headphones at the time, though, and apparently he objected to this. He started pecking at my head and really zeroed in on my headphones, almost in perfect beat to Ice Ice Baby which is the song that was playing at the time. The thing is, Mia is simply too young to appreciate fake rap from that era.
Stop! Collaborate and Listen! Mia's back!
Crunchy stuff only, please, Momma.
5. Our parrot, Bobby Pacino, is not only learning new words lately; he is also assembling his growing vocabulary in
Someone told me... If you have a parrot
and you aren't teaching him to say
"Help! They changed me into a parrot!"
Then you're wasting your time.
Oblah-Di, Oblah-Dah!
xoxoxoxo
I just love your blog!!! You are a very talented writer and it is a great way to stay in touch since we don't get to see you all often. Keep up the good work and keep enjoying your farm life:)
ReplyDeleteCindy, how sweet!! Thank you so much. We really look forward to you all visiting. xoxo
DeleteI'm just very empathetic for your having to eat store eggs. But please, friend, don't feel like a fraud! Even cattle farmers have to buy hay from other farmers sometimes! Take care, KMR
ReplyDeletehaha thanks Kelly! ; ) I know. You are so sweet. But we have never had so many hens and so few eggs!! LOL Weird. And I miss the flavor!
Deletefake rap???? Blasphemy!!!
ReplyDeleteJust calm down.
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